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(A Universe-like popular group) (Coni: Our program is not as bad as you think!)
(A Universe-like popular group) (Coni: Please just give us 1 hour of GD's time! Just 1 hour!)
(Doni: BIGBANG! Let's just compete once!)
(Their quality is even better than the Earth) (Doni: BIGBANG! Let's just compete once!)
(Their quality is even better than the Earth) (Coni: We even had this imagination~ On our left is Yong-ie and on our right is Yang-ie...)
(Weekly Idol is attracted to them) (Coni: We even had this imagination~ On our left is Yong-ie and on our right is Yang-ie...)
(Weekly Idol is attracted to them) (Doni: So BIGBANG had a comeback...)
(Our heart fell from the sky onto the ground) (Coni: We really want to meet you guys! Please come here once!)
(Coni: Did you not promise us through your hand print last time?)
(Doni: This is truly a loser's broadcast! Please come on once!) (Coni: Please!)
(That was our first love)
(Weekly Idol's first love: BIGBANG's full group apperance) (Seungri: HELLO! WE ARE BIGBANG!)
(T.O.P: Weekly Idol was the number 1 show that our fans want us to go on)
(From the beginning it's already intense)
(Daesung: 1 + 1 is GWIYOMI!) (There won't be another chance like this!)
(FXXK IT~ We won't know when they will appear again so we are fully prepared)
(Handsome things, cute things, funny things, BIGBANG did everything)
(BIGBANG's visitation to the underground 3rd floor it's like a lie~) (G-Dragon: For the past 10 years, this is the first time we recorded so seriously)
(Weekly Idol's first New Year episode will start immediately)
(Red carpet is not just for anyone! A red carpet that welcomes huge stars) Zero PD: We will start recording now~ Coni: RI RI RI DA DA DA~~~~
(Excited from head to toe) *This was supposed to be Fantastic Baby oml*
(Legendary D-Day) DoniConi: WEEKLY IDOL!!!!!
(A warm anticipation exploded even before recording) Doni: I am pretty sure that most people already saw the news~
(Comments big explosion) Coni: Our page was spammed with comments! YAH~~~
Doni: 2017's first week & first episode~
(2017, underground 3rd floor's super gorgeous start) Doni: These people finally made an appearance~
Coni: But the atmosphere is like they're here to end the year!
(Is this a dream or a reality?)
Coni: Why? Because idols' conqueror finally appears!
Doni: Actually, our production team actually said something like this ever since our first episode:
Doni: "It'll be great if we could invite BIGBANG for our last episode~"
Doni: "Is BIGBANG really going to appear?"
(Shouting with anxiety for the past 6 years: OUR HOPE IS BIGBANG!) Coni: Over the past 6 years, we kept calling BIGBANG nonstop, right?
(We are afraid that you won't believe us, so we are showing you this) Doni: I am going to briefly introduce them~
Doni: South Korea's number #1 representative boy group~ Coni: This won't change~
Doni: Billboard chose BIGBANG as the #1 K-pop group with the most concerts and audiences around the world
Doni: Wow they have the most audiences~ Coni: That's amazing!
(Still amazed that these guys are here) Doni: Wow they have the most audiences~ Coni: That's amazing!
Doni: TIME Magazine chose BIGBANG as the #1 most successful K-pop star! Coni: These chingus are amazing!
(CNN also chose BIGBANG as one of the reasons to interview South Korea) Doni: TIME Magazine acknowledged BIGBANG~
(There will be VIPs coming to underground 3rd floor) Doni: And now, the kings-nim have finally visited the empty underground 3rd floor~
(We will welcome them with the highest class entrance) Doni: They are appearing one by one~ Coni: Yes of course~ Doni: We are introducing them one by one~
Doni: B TO THE I TO THE DoniConi: BANG BANG! / Doni: GD!!
(BIGBANG leader Kwon Jyong: GD)
(Today's guest + helper)
(An entrance full of dignity) Doni: Is this not a miracle? Coni: This is definitely a miracle!
Doni: Everyone did you see this? TIME Magazine chose BIGBANG as the #1 most successful K-pop star!
(He's here like this) Coni: They are also the stars that have the most concerts~
Doni: GD is personally driving this car right now~ Coni: Please come over here~
(After a few struggles, once again vroom vroom) DoniConi: So amazing~ X3
Coni: The car matches you well~ Doni: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Hyung ah~~~ Jiyong-ie is here again~~~)
DoniConi: Get down from the car~
(Because it's a variety program, he prepared body gag too) Doni: Wow you prepared quite a lot~~~ Coni: Chosen by TIME Magazine~
Doni: Now please take the car back~ G-Dragon: I'm supposed to take it back? Doni: Of course~ / Coni: The second person has to use it too~
(There's no exception, even historical VIP couldn't escape it) Doni: If you're not taking it back then who will? You're the one who drove it so you should take it back too~
G-Dragon: You haven't changed at all in these few years!
Coni: Our production fee is limited~ So we could only rent one car~
(As the production fee is limited, there's only one highest-class-vehicle) Coni: Our production fee is limited~ So we could only rent one car~
Coni: Next chingu~ Doni: Our next chingu!
(Self-introduction, they ordered him to do it again) Doni: Our GD please introduce him~ G-Dragon: Me?? / DoniConi: Yes~
Doni: What kind of a chingu is he?
G-Dragon: He is an abnormal artist that BIGBANG cannot do without~
(Can't do without him, the abnormal artist) G-Dragon: He is an abnormal artist that BIGBANG cannot do without~
Doni: Is there a member that BIGBANG can do without?
G-Dragon: Uhhh~
G-Dragon: I think there's one person?
(Everyone is shaking)
Doni: This person is an abnormal artist that BIGBANG cannot do without~
(BIGBANG Big Seung T.O.P) G-Dragon: T.O.P!
(The helper is working hard)
(Bol Bol Bol Bol Bol)
Coni: He's driving the car like a real actor!
(His beautiful face already made the underground 3rd floor brighter~) Coni: Please park over here~
(Emergency escape alert!) Doni: Uncle! Coni: He's truly abnormal!
(Tee.Oh.Pee-nim, where are you going?)
(Charging towards the wall)
(So random) *HAHHAHA MY BINGU TOP <3*
(No, but why do you have to do this...) Coni: Yah! These friends are well prepared even though it's their first time on Weekly Idol!
Doni: They prepared a lot!
(Burden increases as time goes by) Coni: They seriously prepared a lot!
(Taking the car back automatically) Doni: Next person~ / T.O.P: This is quite tiring...
Coni: Thank you!
Doni: Our T.O.P please introduce the next person~
T.O.P: The voice that we cannot do without~
T.O.P: A voice that melts the soul~
(BIGBANG Excited Bae Taeyang) T.O.P: This is Taeyang~
Doni: TAEYANG!
(The VIP customer is sitting gently on the vehicle) Doni: His driving posture is very gentle~ Coni: Sun-ie~
Doni: So beautiful~ / Coni: Sun-ie~
(It's like he wants to something too)
Coni: How will he... Doni: WHYY????!!!!
(Accelerating instinct, Youngbae) Doni: Why are you being like this? Why do you want to hit us?!
Coni: He was thinking how to hit us!
(Camera's emergency avoidance)
Doni: Because the previous 2 did pretty well~
(Rapper line GD X T.O.P started the sparks) Doni: So that's why he was nervous~
(That's why random entrance performances kept repeating) Coni: It's possible that he might make another entrance again~
(Eventually failed to receive big laughter, parking done) Doni: If so, then these 2 might be very nervous too~
(Their brains became complicated) Coni: Ah~ Nice to meet you~ Doni: A voice that melts the soul~ Taeyang!
(Hehet)
Doni: Next person~ Our Yang-gun~
(A sad ready posture) Doni: Taeyang will introduce him~
Taeyang: Korea's Spicy Soybean Paste Stew~
Taeyang: Japan's Nattō~
(Saying everything comes to his mind in one shot)
Taeyang: China's Stinky Tofu~
Taeyang: He is a charming man that you can get obsessed with easily~ Coni: That's right~
(BIGBANG Dangerous Kang Daesung) Taeyang: Kang Daesung~ Doni: DAESUNG!!!!!
(What will the variety Daesung show us with his performance?)
(What will the multi-talented Daesung show us with his performance?) Doni: I bet he has a lot on his mind right now~ Because the previous 3 members were interesting~
(It became a BIGBANG entrance performance survival) Coni: The Family Outing chingu~
(It became a BIGBANG entrance performance survival) Doni: This person has greed for variety!
(Burden 100X) Coni: But GD & TOP brought in many laughters!
Doni: Taeyang even took a lap in front of the staff~
(First of all, an innovative reverse) Doni: He must be very frustrated right now~
Doni: AH! It's not going well!
(Stuck) Doni: He must be very frustrated right now!
Doni: AH! It's not going well!
(Daesung-ah, show them~ The audiences are still expecting something) Daesung: Wait! Doni: It's not going well like you expected right?
(Multi-talented Daesung's second big laughter challenge) Coni: It's possible that nothing will go well for him today~
(Multi-talented Daesung's second big laughter challenge: FAIL) Coni: It's okay!
(At the moment when everyone is frustrated) Doni: Because he's frustrated right now so it's understandable that things are not going his way~
(Why am I the maknae?) (The next person is the most frustrated one) Coni: It's essential to know how to stop a car~
(Come down Daesungie: Kwang! Wait for the next chance...) Daesung: AHHHHHHH!!!!! Doni: It's all ruined! / Coni: It's okay~ It's okay~
Doni: It was totally ruined!
Coni: The next chingu might have to come up with something like flying in with the car or something~
(Once in a lifetime, the popular stars' bitter face) Doni: Yes~ He took the car out quietly~ He definitely has sense~
Coni: The next chingu has variety skills too~
(His sitting pose is already different) Coni: He's already setting up~
Doni: Our Daesung-gun~ Please introduce our last chingu~
Daesung: Uhhhh he's BIGBANG's episode machine!
Doni: Because he's good at talk shows~ Daesung: Without him, we can't do any broadcasts~
(BIGBANG RiRi Seungri) Daesung: SEUNGRI!
(Although he tried to lay down)
(Although he tried to lay down, he tried to be joyful too)
Doni: He's so joyful~ / G-Dragon: He's not funny...
Doni: But he had a lot funny episodes...
(The final request for the last customer) Doni: Our Seungri who appeared last~
Doni: Please clean everything up!
(These VIPs did everything seriously) Doni: We don't have a production fee~ You know that right? G-Dragon: Yes, I know that~
Doni: We do not have a lot of staffs~ Taeyang: Your set looked really wide on TV~ But it's not as wide as I expected~
(Worldwide Hallyu stars visited the Underground 3rd floor) Taeyang: Your set looked really wide on TV~ But it's not as wide as I expected~
Doni: Seungri! Carpet! Please take away the carpet too!
(Flustered) (Suspicious) Seungri: Are you really going to ask a guest to do this? Doni: Of course~
Coni: IU took off the carpet too~
(What a scene) Doni: We don't have production fee~ Please fold the carpet neatly~
(Fold) (Fold) (Fold) (Fold)
(Is it okay for us to do this? Asking worldwide stars to clean up in the broadcast) Doni: Clean them up as you want~ T.O.P: It's not a real red carpet but just a cloth?!
Doni: Please greet the viewers asdofskfsRAH!
(Underground 3rd floor's 1st round: Pig language)
G-Dragon: Eh?
Coni: Did you not watch this show? Doni: You did this with us before, did you not??? G-Dragon: It's been a while...
(The nightmare 4 years ago, he formatted the memories of that day)
(Explaining the pig language) Coni: AshdoiadadhaoBAHH! means "Please greet the Weekly Idol viewers"
G-Dragon: One more time~
Seungri: You were just speaking quickly while rolling your tongues, right? *SAVAGE MAKNAE HAHAHA*
Doni: Nono~ Please greet the viewers aosefndsjofhRAH!
(Pig language communication error) *HAHAHAHAH MY DORKS*
(FXXK IT)
(Opening, speaking randomly)
Doni: What are you doing? This is Weekly Idol's introduction! G-Dragon: You want us to introduce ourselves, right? Doni: Of course!
Coni: Greeting X3~ Taeyang: Ah greeting~ Coni: Of course we're asking you to greet them~
(Solo greeting) G-Dragon: B to the I to the BANG BANG~ We are BIGBANG...
Doni: Are we doing an individual greeting? G-Dragon: Ah!
G-Dragon: Hello! We are... BIGBANG: BIGBANG!
Coni: It's embarrassing to do it alone~ Doni: Quite embarrassing~
(A simplified group greeting after 12 years of debut) G-Dragon: We don't know when we started just saying "Hello! We are BIGBANG!"
Doni: How did you say it when you were still rookies?
(Burning with passion~ Variety mode vroom vroom) Seungri: When we were still rookies... Hyungs! Should we say it once after a long time?
Seungri: Long time ago.... / G-Dragon: No! I don't want to~ Doni: He's creating an episode of stories again!
Seungri: Wasn't it like this? "HELLO! WE ARE BIG...BANG!" Didn't we do this?
G-Dragon: Ah yes~ That's right~ Coni: That was long time ago? Doni: Let's take a look~
G-Dragon: The reason we did that was to demonstrate that the Universe was exploding... Doni: Because you're "BIGBANG" Taeyang: Like a big bomb that explode
(BIGBANG's debut era's rookie heart greeting) Doni: Let's take a look~ Seungri: One person did the stomp~ One person~
Doni: Who's stomping? Daesung: The person in the middle~ Doni: Ah so Taeyang is doing it~
(Dong-Center) Doni: Who's stomping? Daesung: The person in the middle~ Doni: Ah so Taeyang is doing it~
Coni: After Taeyang stomped, then you guys will explode~
Seungri: HELLO! WE ARE BIGBANG!
(Gathered all energy in the Universe)
(BIG EXPLOSION)
G-Dragon: We used to do this...
(Embarrassed after doing it seriously) G-Dragon: When we were still rookies~ Doni: Ah~~ Rookies~
Doni: The feel is good!
(A big round of applause for GD) Doni: Let's clap for G-Dragon 1st~ / Coni: It's amazing!
Coni: He kept the promise~
(We kept this agreement preciously for 4 years) Doni: There's the agreement, "I, G-Dragon, is very satisfied with the filming today"
(This is the 1st time the members see the agreement too) Doni: "I promise to bring all BIGBANG members to film this again in the future"
(The leader agreed himself without the members' acknowledgement) Doni: So all of you are here now because of GD,
(The leader agreed himself without the members' acknowledgement, what do they think?) Doni: What do you think? T.O.P~ T.O.P: I'm happy~
Doni: Really? / T.O.P: As a fan~
(T.O.P is Weekly Idol's fan?) Doni: Of Weekly Idol? / T.O.P: Yes yes~ Coni: You watched a lot right? / T.O.P: Yes yes~ *YOU CAN SEE HE'S CLEARLY LYING BINGU TOP LOL*
Doni: What number is this? / T.O.P: Yes? Doni: What number is this? / T.O.P: What number?
Doni: This channel~ / Coni: Broadcast~
(No words) Coni: Do you know what channel is this?
(We caught this guy, the detectives DoniConi continue asking questions)
(T.O.P is using his right of silence) Doni: You should at least know the channel if you're a fan Coni: Maybe he just watched cuts~
(As the underground 3rd floor rookie speaks randomly, the situation is worsen) T.O.P: This always shows up when I turn on the TV! Doni: So what channel is this? / T.O.P: I don't switch channel~
Coni: This is KBS... This is KBS!
(Experienced 12-year-idol: Eventually T.O.P-loach ran away) T.O.P: This is not KBS~
Doni: Taeyang, do you know? Taeyang: Of course I know!
Doni: What is this? Taeyang: This is the generalist channel!
Seungri: It's not generalist...It's not generalist channel! Coni: Generalist channel?
(N...No?) Daesung: No no~ / Seungri: MBC!!!
(Moved the target to Daesung) Doni: Daesung, please tell them our channel~ Daesung: Sure!
Daesung: I don't watch this! I don't watch TV~
Daesung: I only watched cuts~ Coni: But you know what channel is this right? Daesung: It's MBC...
(Multi-talented Daesung indeed, finally he's close to the answer)
Daesung: Drama, right? / Doni: DRAMA?!
(Variety show on drama channel?)
Doni: This is a variety show!
[Weekly Idol is broadcasting replay on MBC Drama now] Doni: Why would a variety program be on drama channel? Coni: He watched replay~
Daesung: But it shows up a lot on there! Coni: Yes you're right~
Seungri: Hello, you are watching MBC every1 right now~
(Woohoot) Coni: He's an entertainer indeed~
Doni: Do you know how do the idols rate Weekly Idol?
(They wanted to hear some compliments from BIGBANG's mouth) Doni: Do you know how do the idols rate Weekly Idol?
(They wanted to hear some compliments from BIGBANG's mouth) Coni: Is there anyone talked about it? Among your friends~
(We didn't hear anything) Daesung: Among the idols? / DoniConi: Yes~
Doni: When an idol comes to Weekly Idol, it means it's approved by the idol~
(Finally praising themselves: Appearing on Weekly Idol = Approved by the idol?) Doni: There's news like this in the industry right?
(Panic) G-Dragon: Which industry? / Doni: Yes?
(If it's industry then it's liquor industry?) Daesung: Liquor industry? / Doni: Liquor industry? Seungri: Why would it be liquor industry?
(Doni is pressed today) Doni: You are good at talking~
(Talk machine starts automatically) Seungri: Because you are talking about liquor... Taeyang: Liquor industry~ / Daesung: Industry!
(Seungri-ssi knows everything, Hyungdonie & Daejunie filmed a MV) Seungri: Both of you filmed a MV not long ago right? Music video~
(Ah right!) Doni: AH!!! / Coni: Your club! X2 Seungri: Yeah yeah~
(Sexy side: Hyungdonie & Daejunie filmed in Seungri club) Doni: We filmed in Seungri's club~
G-Dragon: He is promoting his own club!
[This broadcast is not Seungri's club's PPL] Doni: I will help you, I'm really surprised~The rental fee~
(Use this chance to bully him: He took full amount of the rental fee) Doni: He took the full amount!
(Very fair, there's no exception for President Lee) Doni: We are in the same industry!
Doni: And it's not working day too!
(DoniConi will continue until the end when they start bullying) Doni: We helped you to promote~ Coni: There's even a bartender asking us,
Coni: "Do you want some champagne?"
(Can't handle this) Doni: We were shocked! Coni: We went to film MV, but they asked us do we need champagne, we were so shocked~
Seungri: Actually, I'm not the one who's managing it~
Seungri: As I heard from you now, my workers are working really hard~
(President big satisfaction) Seungri: As I heard from you now, my workers are working really hard~ Doni: I'm shocked~ / Coni: Really good!
(Joking: Almost spent more than MV production) Coni: The MV filming was really good right? Doni: Yes, we almost spent $13,000 on champagne because of the MV~
(Dong Buddha-nim is helping the maknae) Taeyang: As you know, he worked hard in his business too~ Coni: He's really smart! / Taeyang: Yes~
(Lee Seung Hyun, 28) (Singer & MC & Businessman & DJ) Taeyang: He did a lot, he is a DJ too currently!
Coni: He has a vocal office too right?
(Seungri's vocal office is on operation?) Seungri: It's not an office! / Daesung: What are you saying? *VOCAL OFFICE I CAN'T HAHAHA*
(What is that)
Coni: The music one! X2
(This type of gag is his style) Taeyang: If you call them, "This is the vocal office~"
Seungri: It's not an office / Doni: We are sorry~ *Taeyang coughing at the back*
(Lee Seunghyun, 28) (Singer & MC & Businessman & DJ & Academy Principal) Seungri: Truthfully, I am currently running a Vocal & Dance Academy~
(Republic of Korea idols training center, Seungri's Academy) Coni: Ah yes yes~ We know that~ Seungri: There, many idols were born! / Coni: We know that~
Taeyang: Who are some of the representatives?
(WINNER's Jinwoo, BTS' J-Hope, VIXX's Hyuk, Lovelyz's Mijoo and more) Seungri: Representatives include TeenTop, and many other hoobaes~ / Coni: We know that too~
Seungri: But it got shut down not long ago~
(Breaking news: The academy shut down not long ago) Doni: Ah how come? Coni: Is it because you're slowly running out of energy?
Seungri: Something happened~ A teacher and~
(Teacher & student's "some" incident happened) Seungri: A teacher & a student ended up liking each other~ *Some = Ambiguous relationship before actually dating*
(An unexpected plot twist) Seungri: The student's parents... Doni: Ah do you guys not know?
(A completely new NEWS even to the members) Doni: None of the members knew?
Seungri: The student's parents gave me a call! Coni: Yah! Teacher-student relationship!
(A wronged president's whine) Seungri: They said: "MY DAUGHTER IS NOT HOME YET!"
(A wronged president's whine) Seungri: What could I do when a teacher and a student ended up liking each other?
(Doni is laughing with his pig snort) Seungri: Because I'm not the one managing it...
Seungri: I knew there would be misunderstandings, so that's why I shut it down...
(To avoid misunderstandings, rapidly shut down) Seungri: I knew there would be misunderstandings, so that's why I shut it down...
(To avoid misunderstandings, rapidly shut down) Coni: As expected! An episode box!
Seungri: Right now I am doing other things~ Doni: This is the members' first time of hearing it, right? BIGBANG: Yes this is our first time~ Daesung: I only knew that he shut it down~
(BIGBANG members, give a lovely look to the maknae) Doni: When Seungri is talking, please don't give him a "uninterested" look!
(It's just misunderstanding...) Daesung: We didn't! We think he's cute! Doni: In which part was he cute?
(Wronged) G-Dragon: Why are you trying to ruin our relationship?!
(Professional at ruining members' relationships) Doni: You guys were looking at him like this! You guys looked uninterested!
G-Dragon: Because we listened to his stories for 10 years! Coni: From the beginning of the broadcast, Taeyang kept looking at us!
Taeyang: Because you guys were talking~
(Once again caring and giving warmth and love to maknae) Doni: But Seungri spoke more than us! Seungri: Please look at me more often too!
(WOOJOOJOO)
(HEHET)
(Celebration! Most of YG's artists appeared) Doni: Following BIGBANG's full group comeback, most of YG's artists came on this show~
(Celebration! Most of YG's artists appeared) Daesung: But iKON is not here yet, right?
(Who is the NEXT YG Artist that Weekly Idol wants?) Taeyang: This time we came, right? Next time, which guest do you want them to come?
(Final boss: Inviting YG-nim!) DoniConi: We are hoping for CEO Yang!
(President list in underground 3rd floor: JYP's President & Antenna Music's President) Coni: Because JYP came on~ Not long ago, Yoo Hee Yeol came too~
Coni: 2 people from K-Pop Star already came, there's only one more K-Pop Star left~
(This time is YG-nim's turn to come!) Doni: So right now, if it's okay,
(YG-nim are you watching? Release a single album if you have the time, President Yang) Doni: we hope that CEO Yang will release a single!
(Ah...)
Doni: Anyway, 2017 Rooster year, our first Weekly Idol episode is with BIGBANG!
(2017 Weekly Idol 1st customer BIGBANG) Doni: Anyway, 2017 Rooster year, our first Weekly Idol episode is with BIGBANG!
Coni: This year will go well~
[Celebration! BIGBANG 10 years debut (as in the year they filmed this)] Doni: This year is BIGBANG's 10th year of debuting~ Coni: Wow exactly 10 years~
Doni: What was your debut month and date?
(20060819 BIGBANG DEBUT) G-Dragon: We debuted on August, 2006~
Doni: To celebrate your 10th anniversary, we prepared a present for you!
(Thank you for debuting, BIGBANG) Coni: Yes a present~ Daesung: Wow thank you!
Taeyang: Why does it seem like these presents are very simple? DoniConi: Yes you are right~
Coni: He knows it~ X2
(There's not even 1-bit of anticipation) Daesung: It's hard to imagine that there's something inside! Because it's too light!
(The surprise present is waiting to be revealed) Taeyang: It seems like there's nothing inside~ Doni: No no~ The present will surprise you~ 1,2~
G-Dragon: Are we opening it at the same time? Doni: Yes same time~ 1,2,3~
(What is this?)
*Daesung sighing with disappointment*
(Underground 3rd floor special gift, limited edition DoniConi neck pillow) Coni: Weekly Idol's limited edition neck pillows!
(An obvious disappointment) Taeyang: Are you selling these?
Doni: No no~ Seungri: Ah this one! Isn't this the one where you put on top of your toilet seats?!
Doni: No no~ Coni: Those are for kids!
(Like this) (Like this)
Doni: Excuse me but there are people's faces there~ It's a neck pillow~
(Neck pillow's value increased after being placed around BIGBANG's neck) Doni: Because you guys mostly fly around~
Doni: So we hope that you will bring this along and have a comfortable flight~
Daesung: This is pretty nice~ Thank you~ Seungri: Thank you! Doni: If you guys want it, we could even give you our autographs! *KIND ANGELS! PROTECT AT ALL COSTS VIPS!*
Daesung: Wow that sounds good~
(Really? Why are you doing this?) Seungri: Look! They can even kiss! Kiss~
(Our Tory) G-Dragon: He's pretty hardworking right? Doni: Please look after him more!
(If you have time, or if you're free, please respond to Seungri's gag) Seungri: Please respond to my me~ Taeyang: How are we supposed to respond to that?
(Dong Buddha-nim is responding to the gag kindly) Doni: I heard that VIPs have some requests are hearing that BIGBANG is coming~
(VIP's request to underground 3rd floor) Doni: VIP is...?
(VIP's request to underground 3rd floor) G-Dragon: That's our fanclub~ Doni: Ah fanclub~
Coni: If it's something that your fans want, you will do it right?
(As long as it's VIPs' wish, we will do anything) Daesung: Ah... Of course!
(VIP's Tell Me Your Wish)
*HAHHAHA DONI I CANT*
Doni: This is the first one~ *CUTE GD LAUGHING AT DONI HAHAHA*
Doni: BIGBANG's 10th Anniversary, going back to their rookie hearts era~
(1st wish: Please introduce yourselves like you did 10 years ago) Doni: Please use your rookie greetings to greet us~
Doni: Fans even sent in your debut greeting clips!
(To recall their memories, videos are provided) Daesung: What is it? / Doni: We will show it to you! Coni: That must be really long ago!
(20yo G-Dragon) (Allergy to his old video) (G-Dragon: Hello! I am BIGBANG's mental supporter~ A very precious leader, G-Dragon~)
(Unable to watch myself in the past)
(Super amazed) (Taeyang: Hello! Just like my name, I am BIGBANG's burning hot man, Taeyang!)
(Daesung in his 10s has beaten DoniConi) (Daesung: ANNYEONG~~ I am BIGBANG's fantastic boy, Daesung!) *HAHAHHAA SASSY DAE I CANNOT*
(Seungri is attracted to the charming 18yo Seungri) (Seungri: Hello! I am BIGBANG's undeniable charming man, Seungri!)
(T.O.P: Hello~ I am BIGBANG's natural smoky eyes~ My name is not TOP but *TAHB*) *톱 = Top (Saw) 탑 = Tahb (Real one)*
(T.O.P: Hello~ I am BIGBANG's natural smoky eyes~ My name is not TOP but *TAHB*) T.O.P: Why was I so fat that time? (Self-diss)
Doni: "My name is not TOP but TAHB" HAHAHAHA~ Coni: Not TOP but TAHB~
Doni: Do you remember this? G-Dragon: I remembered it after watching it~
(Their past has slowly awakened) Doni: When was this taken?
Daesung: Uh when we were still rookies... Coni: During your debut era? Daesung: I think it was exactly 10 years ago!
Taeyang: I think it was on a cable tv~
(TO. VIP, Show your purity like 10 years ago as a present) Doni: Please show us your new purity from 10 years later to the audience and to your fans~
(VIPs, are you watching?) Doni: We are starting from GD~ Coni: We are going back to their rookie heart era~
Doni: By the way, don't tell me you don't have any hair here?
Coni: GD are you cleaning up documents lately? G-Dragon: Cleaning up documents? Ah....
(His year-end fashion is considering T.P.O) Coni: The clip on your hair...
(Year-end income tax hotline 126) Doni: Because it's the end of the year! Coni: Are you counting how much you earned? Doni: Ah~ It's the end of the year~
(Back to the BIGBANG) (Precious leader G-Dragon)
G-Dragon: I think I did something like this
(Perfectionist: Even the action has to be like the original) Doni: It has to be full of emotions too!
(Slowly unlocking the "Precious leader" that has been asleep for a long time) Coni: Ah he's warming up~
Doni: Yes~ He's warming up~
(The next person is nervous)
(A very precious & cute 20 year old era)
G-Dragon: Hello! I am BIGBANG's mental supporter~ A very precious leader, G-Dragon~
(Heart attack) Doni: He has the feel that he's doing it leisurely~
(The feel is still here, BIGBANG's precious leader) Coni: He has the feel! / Doni: He was so sincere last time...
(...What?) Doni: But now... / Coni: He's truly precious now~
Coni: This one has swag too~ Doni: Of course~
Doni: Next is T.O.P~
(Back to the BIGBANG) (Natural smoky eyes T.O.P) T.O.P: What did I say again? Coni: Take a look~
(Little plant's sexy charisma era)
*HE LOOKED LIKE THE GORILLA IN DOOM DADA I'M SORRY T.O.P LOVE YOU HAHAHA*
T.O.P: Hello~
(A complete sexy charisma) T.O.P: I am BIGBANG's natural smoky eyes~ My name is not TOP but TAHB~
*U LIKE???*
Doni: T.O.P, you were full of emotions!
(Natural smoky eyes' glaring acting) Doni: Your glare was no joke!
Coni: Of course! He's an actor!
(Back to the BIGBANG) (Burning man Taeyang) Doni: Let's look at Taeyang's~
T.O.P: It's really nerve-wrecking, right? Taeyang: Yeah! Why am I so nervous right now?
Taeyang: When I watched the video, I was fidgeting too!
(The man who didn't change, GrooveDong) Taeyang: When I watched the video, I was fidgeting too!
(Fidget) (Fidget)
Taeyang: Hello~
(Burning with passion) Taeyang: Just like my name, I'm a burning hot man, Taeyang!
Doni: That was good~
Doni: Next~
(Back to the BIGBANG) (Fantastic Boy Daesung) Coni: AH! Daesung!
Daesung: ANNYEONG! The tone is very high!
Coni: An An! This tone!
(Killing point) (Annyeong)
*HE WAS FULL OF CONFIDENCE HIS EYEBROWS HAHAHA*
Daesung: AHH! AHH!
Daesung: Annyeong~~~ *HAHAHAHAHA*
(Too much! The octave is too far away) Doni: Excuse me! This is not it! Daesung: This was what I did! Doni: No no it's not even close! / Daesung: This is it!
(Shooting his puppy eye smile) Doni: You only did it like that to be funny! Daesung: Okay I'll do it properly this time!
Daesung: Annyeong? I'm BIGBANG's fantastic boy, Daesung!
(Infinite compliments) Coni: As expected! His talent cannot be hidden! Doni: So true~
(Seungri's ready) Coni: Happy virus~~
(Seungri's ready) Doni: OKAY! NEXT! What else is there? Coni: When GD was performing...
(Aish these MCs) Daesung: There's still Seungri! Seungri! Seungri: I was ready too!
Coni: Were you ready? / Seungri: Yes!
(The last person is full of preparation) Doni: We're worried it would be too long~ Coni: I saw it! You were thinking seriously, I saw it!
(When Jiyong-ie hyung does it)
(Oh I can just do like that)
(When T.O.P hyung does it)
(Memorising his lines: Hello, Charming man, Seungri)
(When Youngbae hyung does it)
(Hello. I am BIGBANG's undeniable charming man, Seungri. Hello. I am BIGBANG's undeniable charming man, Seungri.)
(When Daesungie hyung does it)
(Hyung, I'm all ready, please call my name faster)
(Doni hyung saw his shining glares) Doni: "It's my turn! X2", he keep thinking that! Taeyang: For this time...
(Taeyang hyung is preparing the pathway for the maknae) Taeyang: Why not we let him do it freely? Doni: Do it freely!
(18yo Seungri) (Shooting his charms)
(Back to the BIGBANG) (Charming man MAX version Seungri) Coni: You can start now~
(Back to the BIGBANG) (Charming man MAX version Seungri) Seungri: Hello, I'm BIGBANG's...
Seungri: Undeniable charming man, call me Seungri~
DoniConi: When GD filmed this~
(Bullying Seungri preparation done)
(This is not easy) Coni: With this member~
(Apple Game?) Coni: If he played the apple game with this member, it would be super fun! Doni: You said this yourself!
G-Dragon: Apple game is...that, right? Ah...
(VIP want you, apple game request) Coni: Fans said that as you came already let's do that with the members~
(Apple in different languages) Doni: They said that / Coni: Let's watch the video~
(Culture shock) Seungri: What is this? / Doni: You can't touch the apple with your hand~ *BGM: That Man - Hyun Bin*
Doni: Let it roll until the end~
(Oh what was I doing?)
Coni: This is refreshing~ Their skinship~
(They are all frozen) (Doni: Hyung will do it~)
(The one who did it can't help himself to watch it) Doni: You liked it very much, right? X2 Coni: It's just you who liked it!
(One-sided LOVE)
(Doni: It's going to end soon~)
(As the apple reaches the stomach, success) Daesung: How should we end it? Doni: You just have to do it until the stomach~
Doni: Move the apple to the stomach~
(Special treatment for experienced GD to name a member he wants) Doni: Our leader, because you have the experience, name one member to do it with you~
(Kwon-sweet) G-Dragon: I wanted to do this again with hyung (Doni) Doni: Yes?
(Calm down, my heart)
(The non-experienced ones are curious about what is apple game) Doni: Give me~
(Be conscious, you) Doni: This time I will do it fiercely~
(Doni's push and pull is fatal) Doni: I will be fierce~ / G-Dragon: Just do it~
G-Dragon: Is this a one-person-job?
(Do you want to do it...?) Doni: You can do it too! Do you want to do it?
G-Dragon: What is that glare?
(The glare that made everyone (act) flutters) Daesung: This fatally glare is daebak!
(Yongie lead, Yongie <3 Doni, Apple Game) Coni: Let GD lead you this time! G-Dragon: I'll do it! Until here, right? Until here~
(Omo I have to watch this, the lover found a VIP seat) Doni: You'll do it? / Coni: When was the last time?
[Weekly Married, Hyung Yong Don Jyong met again after 3 years] Doni: 3 years~ / Coni: It's been 3 years!
(Yong ah, how were you lately?) Daesung: It's really close!
(I lived as I'm waiting for hyung)
(Weekly Idol + We Got Married, Underground 3rd floor Weekly Married's revival)
G-Dragon: Can I start now? / Doni: Yes...
Doni: Like this...
(Aegyo explosion) Doni: You are so impatient~
Doni: Do it slowly~
(Doing this again after 3 years, so awkward)
Coni: Our Seungri-ssi~ His brain is functioning again~HAHAHAHAHA
(His brain is loading) Daesung: You can hear the voice in his brain, right? Coni: Yes, I heard it~
Doni: You have to be closer~ X2
G-Dragon: Why am I doing this...
Coni: Say something~ Both of you didn't talk for 3 years~
Daesung: WHY ARE YOU HEADING TO HIS ARMPIT?!
(Because it's an unexpected attack, knocked down) Doni: Where are you moving to?! X2 G-Dragon: This is hard...
(It's harder than it looks, moving the apple) G-Dragon: Because of the beanie... Daesung: The apple is a little big~
(Eventually switched to professional Doni) G-Dragon: Hyung, you do it~ / Doni: I'll do it~
(Shocked by the professional's calm face) Coni: Only the experienced one knows how to do it~
Doni: As expected, it's this angle, this angle~
Doni: You...You are still the same even after 3 years... *HE'S SO GAY HAHAHAHAHA*
(Hyu...Hyung is the same too)
Doni: Stomach, reached~
(Our Yongie's stomach, reached) Doni: Stomach, reached~
G-Dragon: Hyung, as expected you did really well~
Doni: Because it's full of my feeling~
Doni: Now please group yourselves two in a group~
(There's awkward members among BIGBANG?) Doni: As I know, there are two members who are awkward to each other~ Taeyang: Yes~
G-Dragon: Yes, there are~
Coni: Seungri and who? Ah!!!
(Awkward relationship: Maknae Seungri & Oldest Hyung T.O.P) G-Dragon: Because they are the oldest hyung and maknae~
(Highlight: Anticipating for Seungri & T.O.P's Apple Game) Doni: Two of you will do it last~
(A little worried) G-Dragon: Is that okay for the broadcast if Daesung play this? Doni: Why?
Daesung: What are you saying? Doni: What about Daesung?
G-Dragon: It's going to be very sexual~ Taeyang too~
(Daesung lead, Daesung <3 Taeyang Apple Game)
(Face kissing, unexpected bromance)
(Doing it slowly is the helpful tip) Coni: Everyone, you will fail if you want to finish it faster
(Dong-mommy: Daesung ah, relax, relax) Taeyang: Slowly X3
(What is this why do I want to see this)
Doni: They did it! X3 Good! / Seungri: Good! X7
(Like the Olympic, the magical game that made everyone focuses) Coni: This is hard! Actually this is an Olympic standard! Seungri: Another direction! X2
(Taeyang's eyes, nose, lips are working hard today)
Doni: Daesung is really...
(Bbong)
Doni: Did you just pooped? / Coni: Laying egg~
(Leader-nim is dying from laughing at Daesung's personal skill) Coni: Because it dropped right in the middle!
Daesung: No...
(There's no appointment, the apple touch came itself) Daesung: It fell down suddenly! / Doni: Are you okay? Daesung: It's refreshing! Very refreshing!
(The refreshing gift from the apple) Daesung: My stomach is refreshing~ Coni: It's hard, right? / Daesung: It's really hard~
Doni: But I believe that these two people can do it, our Seungri & T.O.P~
(Oldest member T.O.P <3 Strong baby Seungri Apple Game) Coni: Oldest hyung & maknae~ Doni: Why are both of you awkward?
Seungri: We are not awkward! T.O.P: We are not awkward! But the members said that as a joke~
Doni: Do you usually contact each other? Seungri: Of course we do! / T.O.P: We don't!
Seungri: We do contact, right? T.O.P: I'm just kidding~
Taeyang: Seungri, you do it~
Daesung: Is this a famous game globally? Doni: Yes~
G-Dragon: What's the reason we are playing this?
(World Star play this too, WORLD SIZE APPLE GAME) Coni: This is a trend! After PPAP, it's this!
(The world stars are experiencing the global famous game) Seungri: Wait! X2 Doni: We will play some music, and let them do it~
(Concentrated) Daesung: They did it! X2 Coni: I think BLUE would be a good BGM for this~
(I MUST SUCCEED)
Doni: Success!
Coni: As expected, yah~
(Apple game approved) Doni: T.O.P & Seungri are not awkward~
Doni: We can conclude that from this~
(We are curious about the next request) Doni: I don't know why they requested this~
Doni: Do you all usually play sports?
(S...Sports!?!?) G-Dragon: Sports? T.O.P: We don't really play sports together
Doni: Something like playing basketball together etc Coni: Or playing soccer~
(The talk machine starts for any conversation) Seungri: Truthfully, I have another episode to talk to about~
(Seungri was roommate with leader G-Dragon) Seungri: When we were still living in the dorm, Jiyong hyung and I were roommates~
Seungri: It was a Sunday, and we did not have any schedules~
(Seung-jjang's Diary) Seungri: So I was like: "Hyung! It's Sunday! The weather is pretty nice today~"
Seungri: "My friends are playing soccer! Should we go and join them?"
(Uneasy X Anxious) (Imitating GD) Seungri: "My friends are playing soccer! Should we go and join them?" Seungri imitating G-Dragon: "Sounds good~"
(So fun) Seungri: So when we got there, I was like: "Hyung! Do you want to play forward or midfield?"
(A. Forward) (B. Midfield) Seungri: So when we got there, I was like: "Hyung! Do you want to play forward or midfield?"
Seungri: Then hyung said: "I'll be a goalkeeper!" Doni: Oh! Being a goalkeeper is hard though~
Seungri: It's hard to imagine G-Dragon being the goalkeeper right? Doni: That's right!
Seungri: So I said: "Hyung, why don't you play the forward position instead?" Then hyung said: "No~ I'll be the goalkeeper~"
(A man like me is a man who only becomes a goalkeeper) Seungri: "I'm pretty good at blocking the balls" so I responded with: "Okay hyung~"
Seungri: When the competition started for only 5 minutes, he was like...
(Speed of light, go to the bench after 5 minutes) Seungri: "Oh so tired~ I'm not doing it anymore" and then he left Doni: As a goalkeeper?! / Seungri: Yeh hahah~
(Unable to understand) DoniConi: How are you tired from being a goalkeeper?!
Seungri: Because he has a weak stamina
G-Dragon: I don't remember anything like this at all
(Jiyongie hyung, try to remember, the time we played together...) Seungri: We were at Cheongdam... We played soccer at Cheongdam middle school... On the grass~
Doni: Seungri often makes up his episodes right?
Seungri: No no! Doni: Does the story office writes your episodes for you?
(Anxious maknae) Seungri: Do you not remember? Taeyang: Story office? Haha / Seungri: We even went together!
Coni: Story office~ G-Dragon: What I remember was when I was at school, I was always the goalkeeper~
(He remembers his soccer memories slightly) G-Dragon: What I remember was when I was at school, I was always the goalkeeper~
(Good goalkeeper posture) G-Dragon: What I remember was when I was at school, I was always the goalkeeper~
G-Dragon: But...
Coni: You don't remember? G-Dragon: I don't think I will play with Seungri
(Seungri didn't hear it: Bling Bling) Doni: G-Dragon spoke the truth~
Doni: Maybe that time he didn't want to play with Seungri
(The maknae recieved love from the leader hyung) G-Dragon: I had other plans~ So I went somewhere else~
Taeyang: Are we doing that together right now?
Doni: To commemorate BIGBANG's 10th Anniversary~
(BIGBANG 10th Anniversary, Group Rope Jump 10 Times) Doni: Please do a group rope jump for 10 times~
(Aye, just like that...) G-Dragon: Rope jumping... Daesung: We always do that!
Taeyang: We might succeed with just one trial~ Doni: One trial~
(Kwon Curious) G-Dragon: Should we go one by one? Doni: One by one!
(The count starts as all the members goes in) Doni: The one with the greatest stamina goes in 1st~
Seungri: But don't we always do this?
(Full of confidence) Taeyang: Yes we always do this! Doni: Where did you do this?
(BIGBANG always do rope jump during fan meeting) Seungri: During fan meeting! X2 G-Dragon: During fan meeting, we always do this...
(Underground 3rd floor BIGBANG group rope jump) Doni: We will start~ / Coni: This way~ Coni: Opposite direction?
Coni: Okay, like this?
(1st participant, Super Sonic Seungri) Coni: Is this okay? / Seungri: Yes yes~
(Run run run and starts smoothly)
Coni: Next~
Seungri: WHY ARE YOU NOT COMING IN??!! Daesung: I'm coming~ X2
(Fitness king Daesung, running with full strength) Coni: It's dangerous~
(Fitness king Daesung, running with full strength) Doni: Yah! Where are you going?
Doni: You should come in!
(Instead of group rope jumping, it's an obstacle race) Doni: You should come in! Are you doing dog-training?
(Dong-Buddha, Taeyang enters)
(Dong-Buddha, Taeyang passes instead of entering) Doni: Don't go out!
(There's a lot of ways to bully Seungri) Doni: You shouldn't go out!
(Eventually ran away) Doni: You have to succeed this together!
Doni: 1st trial failed~ / Coni: No!
(Rope god rope king, Seungri showed his rope jumping skill) Coni: Daesung & Taeyang kept coming in and going out~
Coni: Are you not ready yet?
(My heart is still not ready so I can't) Daesung: Yes, I'm still not comfortable with it~
Doni: If you do it when you're not ready~
(Indeed the world outside the bed sheet is dangerous) Coni: You shouldn't force yourself / Doni: You will fail~
G-Dragon: We will really do it this time~
(Group rope jump for 10 times, 2nd challenge) Doni: Where? Like this?
Coni: This side~ Seungri wants this side~
(I trust you my hyungs, 1st participant Seungri) Daesung: We will do it seriously~ / MCs: Okay~
Coni: Good!
(Maknae line has entered) Coni: Daesung came in! G-Dragon: Seungri, can you go a little forward?
(88 line has entered) Coni: Seungri, come forward / Doni: All of you have to come in~
(Machine gun rap) Daesung: Come in faster! X6
(Excited Charizard) T.O.P: More forward! X2
(BIGBANG-nim has all entered) MCs: 1! 2!
(Working hard) MCs: 3! 4! 5!
(Everyone, BIGBANG is rope jumping in underground 3rd floor) MCs: 6! 7! 8!
(DDA! DDA!)
(Succeed so easily?)
Coni: 9!
(FAILED when there's only one left)
(T.O.P ICE) Doni: T.O.P!
(Frustrated) Coni: T.O.P! / Doni: Only two left!
(But customers...You have to do this until you success...) Coni: Only one left! One! Doni: If you passed it then there's only one left! G-Dragon: Whose mistake was that?
Doni: T.O.P! / Coni: T.O.P! At the last one!
(Nothing to say) MCs: We will start~
(Group rope jump for 10 times, 3rd challenge) Coni: Last time! Come in faster~
(Young blood, starting from Seungri) MCs: Good! X2
(No delay, enters smoothly) MCs: Good! X3
(Jumps)
Doni: AHHH!!!!! T.O.P!!!!!
(T.O.P-ie...again??)
(At the moment when T.O.P enters, logout)
(Please smile like nothing happened) Coni: You are too rush! MCs: You are so impatient!
(The 12-year-idol is so sorry that he couldn't face the camera) Coni: Too impatient! T.O.P!
(Where is this? Who am I? The soul of the member who was in front is gone) Doni: What are the other members who worked hard?
(No more strength) Coni: You should wait for another turn when GD came in!
(Emergency way: Let T.O.P be in the front) Coni: Although I understand your feeling wanting to end this faster~ Taeyang: Then let T.O.P hyung goes in 1st~
(AH (I can't be in front) AI (Youngbae yah don't do this)) Doni: T.O.P will goes 1st! Taeyang: Being the 1st one is easy~
Doni: The 1st one is the easiest~
(VIP is BIGBANG's everything: Please remember, VIP want this) Coni: You are doing this because fans wanted to see it~ Here we go~
(Group rope jump for 10 times, 4th challenge) Daesung: Will this be a 4 days 3 night mission? Coni: T.O.P came in!
Coni: So brave~
(Everything-nim has entered)
(It's me-nim has entered)
(This generation's lover-nim has entered)
(Gan-G nim has entered)
(This time)
(This time, MUST)
Doni: AHHH!!!!! GD!!!!!
(BIGBANG group rope jump 4th challenge, FAIL) Doni: AHHH!!!! GD!!!!! X2
*DAESUNG IS TRANSFORMING INTO A SUPER SAIYAN SOON*
(Crying) Coni: You're almost there! Doni: Don't you want to commemorate your 10th anniversary?
(1st explosion in 10 years, the smile angel is stoned) Coni: Ah, then you can't celebrate it~ Doni: Don't you say...
(You said you are confident) Doni: Don't you say you did a lot during your concert?
(I MUST SUCCESS) G-Dragon: I think we can succeed if you longer the rope... Coni: Everyone~
(This side's strength has reached their limit too) Coni: Please understand us, we are tired too as we swing
(At this moment, the pro-relationship-ruiner starts again) Doni: When T.O.P did a mistake, GD's facial expression was very bad~
Doni: But when he did it, others can't talk about it
(Burning, MUST SUCCESS) G-Dragon: I have nothing to say / Coni: Here we go~
Doni: 10th anniversary daebak!
Coni: Here we go~
(Group rope jump for 10 times, 5th challenge) Doni: 10th anniversary, make it daebak!
Coni: Welcome! Two people!
(Oh mommy) (It's scary) T.O.P: Why is this so scary? It became faster?
(BANG! BANG!)
(KYAK KYAK KYAK)
(Rope jumping, face hitting)
(Blank)
(So funny) Taeyang: He's slapped by rope!
(Fainting) Doni: Do you think you can go in like this?
T.O.P: Because I had trauma!
(Whining that he had rope jump trauma) Coni: You had the pressure~ T.O.P: As I go in...
(Going to cry) T.O.P: The rhythm... I can't see the rope... Doni: Then let T.O.P be in the front~
(The rope jump hell won't end until they succeed) Taeyang: Okay! / Doni: T.O.P 1st~ / T.O.P: Yes~
(CHEER UP BIGBANG) Doni: I think it's possible, you have to commemorate your 10th anniversary!
(Serious) Coni: Our Vick in Iris~
Coni: You are a killer~
Coni: Let's go!
Doni: T.O.P come in 1st~
(The oldest hyung gathered up his braveness) MCs: Good! X2 / Taeyang: To the front! X2
Coni: Two person!
(The rope jump master goes in calmly) Doni: Good! X3
Doni: Come in!
(Hurried two Seung Hyun & Worried Daesung & 88 who are watching)
(Until GD, done entering)
(Right! Good job!) Doni: Right! X2
Doni: AHHH!!!!! TAEYANG!!!!!
(Ah...again?) Doni: Stop it! X2
(STOP IT!) Coni: Taeyang! X3
(His hair showed his anger inside him)
(Stone) (Not facing the camera again) (Explaining) Taeyang: You should make it longer... Doni: This is the end! End!
Coni: Let's go to the next corner! Doni: Next corner!
Doni: Stop celebrating 10th Anniversary
(Happily) G-Dragon: Can you just edit it and make it looks like we did 10 times?
[Making a clean & real broadcast is Weekly Idol's motto] Coni: Because your positions keep changing~
(What a pity) (Missing) Doni: Because you always change positions~
(Exhausted) Doni: Don't you say you always do this on concert? There's no concert currently?
(Unexpected plot twist) T.O.P: We always fail too~
Doni: We have to tell the fans~
(Aigoo I'm dying) Doni: BIGBANG's group rope jumping for 10 times~
[BIGBANG can't do group rope jumping for 10 times] Doni: CANNOT!
Daesung: Are you scolding us?
Doni: 5 STARS! [BIGBANG can't do group rope jumping for 10 times] *It's a famous Korean gag from an advertisement*
Coni: Until 8 times, it's possible~
(BIGBANG with their busy schedules) Doni: So you are really busy because of music shows and TV programs currently~
Coni: Fxxk it!
(FXXK IT?) BIGBANG: Fxxk it?
(Look at this guy) Doni: You won't let off~
(I won't let off...) Doni: It's just a short one!
Doni: & Coni: They are good!
(Republic of Korea, sweeping music charts, BIGBANG) Doni: They swept the music charts of Korea~
(BIGBANG's 3rd full album ) Doni: This album is your 3rd full album right? How long did you prepare this?
(8 YEARS) G-Dragon: After 8 years~
Doni: It's not 8 months?
(After 8 years, 3rd full album ) Taeyang & G-Dragon: For full album~ Coni: They released a lot of songs between that~
(Introducing 3rd full album ) Doni: What is this album made up of? Please introduce it~
Taeyang: This album is made up of our singles ,,, last year and three new songs~
(Three new songs) Taeyang: , &
(All BIGBANG members participated in ) Doni: Is the songs in this album composed by all of you? G-Dragon: Yes, we altogether~
(Doni is throwing the bait to bully Seungri) Doni: Seungri composed one of the songs too? G-Dragon: Uhhh......
(Caught the bait) G-Dragon: Let's just act like he did~ Coni: Seungri knows how to compose, right?
(BIGBANG Seungri, you can say it now) Seungri: Wah, really... But, the songs that I participated the most are...
G-Dragon: Ah, right! Seungri: & 's choruses are all done by me~ MCs: Chorus~
(Oh I see) Coni: Why didn't you do the rap part too?
Seungri: For the rap parts and the melody~
(Won't give important parts to me) Seungri: He won't let me do that
Coni: The lines... / Seungri: I CAN DO IT TOO!
Doni: But you can do it~ / Seungri: That's right!
(The direction changes from bullying Seungri to bullying leader) Coni: So there's 4 members in BIGBANG and the last one is a sound engineer?
Coni: Did you pay him so that you can make the chorus? Seungri: I was waiting beside,
(I want you, give me a chance too) Seungri: But he won't give me the chance! Taeyang: Seriously, for this time,
Taeyang: If you listen to & carefully~
(A soft back chorus at behind) Taeyang: You can hear Seungri's back chorus, it really good! Coni: Seungri did a good job!
Doni: If he's that good~
(Doni hyung is suggesting Center Seungri) Doni: Try letting Seungri to be the center!
(All songs' killing parts are Seungri's) G-Dragon: Most Seungri's parts are killing parts~ Seungri: I was the center during ~
Doni: For ...
T.O.P: is coming out two by two, then... Coni: Seungri! / T.O.P: Yes
(Weak 1st verse) (Weak 2nd verse) T.O.P: In the beginning, we let the weak guys come out two by two, then Seungri comes out alone!
(The majesty of killing part) Doni: But instead of that, how should I say?
(Lonely eater Seungri's part) Doni: It's like you guys having meal on different tables~
(BIGBANG's killing part singer is panic) Seungri: How can you say that? Doni: Just himself! X2
Coni: When 4 of them goes in~
(Excellent change) Coni: Seungri will come out! And when Seungri goes in, they will come out again
(Lee Seung Hyun, 28) (Underground 3rd floor bully victim)
(VIP scream! BIGBANG's Random Play Dance) Doni: Anyway, it's the time to do Random Play Dance now~
(It has came after all) Doni: This is a essential corner~ Coni: Of course we have to do it~
(Official question, is there anyone who watched random play dance) Doni: Did you watch random play dance before? Taeyang: I watched...
(0 to 10, BIGBANG is doing 10th anniversary concert tour) Taeyang: We are actually very worried~ MCs: Right! X2 / Taeyang: As we are having tours~
Taeyang: But the more tour we do,
(Tour & dance are inversely proportional) Taeyang: The lesser we dance... MCs: Why? / Taeyang: Because we were having fun~
(For fun, bravely remove their dances) Taeyang: As the time goes, we slowly stop dancing~
(There are dances for broadcasts) Doni: There are, originally, right? / Taeyang: There are! Coni: Aren't there something like this? Taeyang: The ones we remember...
(Blurry) Taeyang: The chorus?
(If they do it like the way BIGBANG did on tours) Daesung: But, if we do it like we did during our concert tour...
(Realm of the dance god) Daesung: 32X speed is possible too! Honestly~ Coni: 32X speed?
Coni: 32X speed is...
(Is it like this?) Doni: You just did this right? It's not this?
G-Dragon: For the people who came to our concert,
(The fans are far away from the stage) G-Dragon: We are really far apart right? / MCs: Yes G-Dragon: So instead of dancing...
(Go towards the fans, Kwon-trainer with his interaction skills) G-Dragon: We chose to get closer with them, we like to have interaction with them~ Coni: Something like shaking hands instead of dancing~
(For the VIPs, wake up your sleeping dance DNA) Coni: But you still have the memories right? Daesung & G-Dragon: Let's try it out 1st!
Doni: You have the group formation right? Daesung: Yes! Yes! We have it!
(Strategy: Anyway, do it like our concert tour) Daesung: Anyway, let's do it like our concert tour~ Coni: Before you start~
Coni: Because rule is still rule~
(Random play dance absolute punishment) Coni: For the one who did mistake... / Doni: Right! G-Dragon: Do we have punishment? / Taeyang: What is that?
Doni: Toy hammer...
(4 years ago, GD didn't know anything and said OK, the toy hammer punishment)
(After one hit, his spirit is gone and experienced a new world)
(TV viewer) Taeyang: You hit really hard!
G-Dragon: It won't make you turn into a bad mood...
(Toy hammer magic: When you got hit, you will laugh) G-Dragon: But you will feel like laughing Doni: Actually...
(Drag head is the 1st time) Doni: I've never hit a drag hair before~ Coni: It's not drag, it's dread~ Dread~
Doni: Ah, drag means dragging?
(It's weird that the magical hair makes people want to scratch it) Doni: I wanted to scratch your hair
(Don't be so relax, Seungri yah) Doni: Seungri didn't go to the shop?
Doni: Everyone had their hair set~
(From head to toe, full setting Seungri) Seungri: This is also set~ All these are done in the shop Coni: We should help you with your hair / Seungri: Yes
Coni: We should press Daesung's hair down too, it's too fluffy~
(Daesung's hair - Fluffy = Bull) Daesung: If you pressed my hair down, I'll become a bull
(Someone here will be hit) Doni: Toy hammer~ X2
Doni: If you don't want to get hit, just report someone~
(It won't be me right...) Taeyang: Okay!
T.O.P: Why am I so nervous?
(Nervous BIGBANG's official dance black hole) Coni: Finally, BIGBANG, ah... *T.O.P IS THE DANCE KING SMH*
(Waited for 6 years, finally BIGBANG is here to do random play dance) Coni: Finally they are doing random play dance here Doni: In underground 3rd floor, thank you!
(VIPs, you are not dreaming) Doni: Random play dance is coming, music please!
(Starting from the new song) (FXXK IT #BIGBANG)
(PUT YOUR HANDS UP) Doni: Ah it's their new song "FXXK IT"~
(Moving) (Moving)
(It's pretty relaxing for now)
(Even though it's still pretty relaxing, but shouldn't you guys move more?) Coni: This dance is really free~
(FXXK IT Part Jump)
(Relaxing stage is over)
(He is very cool...)
(He is very cool... but he is making the dance way too easy) Doni: Is this really the dance?!
(Changing the song) (Last Dance #BIGBANG)
(JUST . DO . IT . LIKE . OUR . CONCERT)
Doni: THEY'RE DOING IT RANDOMLY!
( has no fixed choreography) Doni: It's like they are doing it randomly now! Daesung: This is how we perform this song! Coni: Oh really?
(This song is already 5 years ago) (Blue #BIGBANG) *THIS SONG MADE ME A VIP - AD*
G-Dragon: Oh! I don't remember this one!
(Suspicious... This is my voice though...)
Coni: Blue~ Daesung: This is Blue!
(There's a dance like this?!)
(A real pft)
Doni: Wait! X3
(Please cooperate with us while we investigate)
Doni: I saw you guys bursting out in laughter just now!
(Based on his intuitions, Doni knew they danced the wrong choreography) Doni: We exactly didn't find out but you guys laughed!
Doni: IT'S ONE OF THESE THREE NOW!
Coni: GD did "PFT" just now!
Coni: So that showed that there was something strange~ Daesung: No no! Please look here for a second
(Kang Daesung, 29) (Potential dance hole candidate) Daesung: I need to explain this! For the past 5 years, Blue
Daesung: For the past 5 years, Blue was performed by us standing separately! G-Dragon: We sing this while standing up~ Daesung: Then the LED stage moves up & down!
Daesung: Does that mean that we have to do this? Doni: Of course!
Doni: Why didn't anyone do it? Daesung: Ah~ So we have to do it like this~ We didn't know!
(I don't know too, forced Blues time) G-Dragon: I still feel like everyone should dance like this! Coni: Like the one you did just now?
(Sneaky) Daesung: Should we do it again? Coni: No~
(One more time) Daesung: Yes! Let's do it one more time! Hwaiting!
Doni: I need to get my mind together
(Breaking fact: There's a dance move he sees the 1st time) G-Dragon: There were also new dances that appeared for the first time
(Multi-talented Daesung is in danger) Seungri: So does that mean that he danced it wrong? Doni: New dances appeared for the first time in 10 years~
Daesung: OH! That's right! We look at the front~ We don't look sideways~
(Suspicious finger snapping dance) Coni: The dance gave me a "I will follow me" feel~ *SUPPOSED TO BE I WILL FOLLOW HIM CONI LOLOL*
Coni: So in conclusion, Daesung danced it wrong~
(Daesung won the toy hammer coupon) Coni: Please give me toy hammer~
(Not much difference) Coni: This is #1 and #2~ Which one would you choose? Doni: #1 and #2~
Daesung: Hyungdon hyung is too...
(This century's hardest question) Daesung: But both are very strong though...
(Daesung choice: Coni) Daesung: I will go find Daejun hyung~ Coni: I am training my arms these days~ *Daejun = Coni's real name*
Doni: GD got hit by this toy hammer once too~
Coni: Okay I got it~ Doni: You should get hit like this~
Taeyang: Is it because his neck will break? Coni: For sure~
(Safety first, Doni's toy hammer setting) Doni: You definitely cannot move!
Coni: His hair is so fluffy this side, although I wanted to hit here, but I'll hit in the middle instead
(I've seen it before) Taeyang: Oh! He hits it very harsh!
(To have a lighter hit, shooting love using his tiny eyes) Coni: You can't be nervous~
Coni: I will hit slightly lighter~
(Coni Express is about to take off!)
(SO DAEBAK)
(Daesung's hair became angry because of the toy hammer's magic) *DAESHOOK HAHAA PROTECT AT ALL COST PLS*
Doni: Did you give them mercy because they're BIGBANG? Coni: Yes I did!
Doni: EIIIIIIII~ Coni: Hyung gave you mercy!
(Experienced with toy hammer) G-Dragon: To be honest, that was a bit weak~ Doni: Too weak! / Taeyang: It's weak X2
Coni: It was weak right? Doni: I'll hit it next time~
Daesung: Why is everyone saying it was weak when I was the one who got hit?! DoniConi: It was weak!
Doni: Do you want me to show you the real definition of strong?
(Feeling wronged after getting hit) Daesung: What if we succeed?
(Good at negotiation~ BIGBANG will hit them if they succeed) Taeyang: If we succeed, can we hit you instead? DoniConi: Okay! For sure!
(Accepts offer when the MCs think the guests will fail) Doni: You can hit us if you succeed~ Daesung: Okay! Let's do that!
(BURNING PASSION TO WIN) Doni: MUSIC PLEASE!
(If they fall into DoniConi's trap, they are) (Loser #BIGBANG)
(Abnormal slow reaction speed) Coni: Look at T.O.P! He's already dancing!
(Congrats! BIGBANG's first synchronized dance today!) Doni: Oh they are dancing~~
(Our random dance play) (YOU LIKE???!!!)
(Finally we start to see hope, BIGBANG's Random Dance Play)
(Calling Choi T.O.P) (Bae Bae #BIGBANG)
(DOOM CHIT) (DOO DOOM CHIT) *HAHAHA YASSSS MY DANCING MACHINE*
(Bounce)
(It's T.O.P's part, but the entire group transformed into T.O.P)
(Super Excited Dance God Dance T.O.P)
(Ah... We should've play the part with group dance...)
(Let's look at their group dance) (BANG BANG BANG #BIGBANG) Taeyang: Hyung! X3 DoniConi: Group formation!!!!
(Dong-vigation is showing dance-T.O.P where to go)
(DANCE DANCE without any thoughts)
(Oh my... His position was an obvious mistake)
(I don't know (my direction))
(Our wish is to see their group dance) (Fantastic Baby #BIGBANG)
(GROUP DANCE EXPLOSION) Doni: OH! THEIR FORMATION DIDN'T CHANGE! WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE SAME POSITION?
(GROUP DANCE EXPLOSION, FAKE!) Seungri: OVER THERE! X4 RIGHT SIDE! X4
(Seems like that's not the spot) (So messy)
(Calming down after pretending nothing happened) Doni: THE FORMATION SEEMS WEIRD!
(NO SHAME) Coni: That's right! X2
(How would they dance to this?) (Crooked #GD Solo) G-Dragon: Why did this song appear?
(Unexpected attack of his solo song)
(Bouncing like ghosts, KNIFE GROUP DANCE)
(FXXK IT)
(This Random Dance Play is a HIT! A HIT!)
(Very unexpected, right?) (A Big Hit! #Daesung Solo)
(ASSA! IT'S MY SONG)
(Eolssigoo~) *It means something like "Hey~" or "Yo~"*
(Eolssigoo~ So good~)
(Dong Jookie appeared again)
(WE CAN'T TOLERATE ANYMORE) Doni: Excuse me!
Doni: Everyone! / Daesung: This is right! X2
(Your group dance does not look like a group dance) Doni: Why were there many actions of this in this group dance?
(What's so important about group dance? As long as it's fun!) Daesung: This means giving them strength! Coni: How is this song about giving people strength?
Daesung: We're expressing with our bodies to give strength!
(Unacceptable excuse) Coni: But why couldn't the others give the same strength?
Seungri & Taeyang: This is his solo song! Seungri: This is not our group song~
(The problem does not only lie on the solo song) Doni: But in other songs you used this action a lot too!
(One of the variety representatives is not losing) Daesung: It included my spirit in there~
(Banned from dancing the thumb dance) Doni: Okay, then this action could only be used for this song!
Doni: Okay let's go! Music please~
(Popular song) (Lies #BIGBANG)
(Look at my part!)
(We anticipated this, crumpled part enters) *A.K.A "The note of break up crumpled in my pocket" part*
(A suspicious group formation)
(A common excuse) Taeyang: This is right! X2
(Popular song 2) (Haru Haru #BIGBANG)
(What... is this again...?)
(BIGBANG's dance disappeared!)
(Solo dance explosion alone)
(I don't know (the dance))
(BIGBANG GOT CAUGHT)
Daesung: Let us explain! You have to listen to our statement!
(Whenever they had mistake, he stand out to speak) Daesung: Let us explain! You have to listen to our statement!
G-Dragon: We only perform this with the acoustic version!
(We have a video of Seungri dancing) Doni: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! SEUNGRI DANCED!
G-Dragon: There's a choreography for this... T.O.P: SEUNGRI DANCED IT WRONG! Daesung: For this, originally...
(The oldest betrayed the maknae because he wanted to survive) T.O.P: Seungri danced it wrong! Taeyang: The 4 of us were right~ Daesung: Originally we stand on spot and not move
(What language is this?) T.O.P: Yes! We stand on spot and not move~ Coni: Hold on, Seungri was the one who got it wrong?
(Pay attention to his brow) T.O.P: Yes! For this part, whoever dances it it's wrong!
(Using this kind of facial expression to talk)
(Perhaps it's his visual effect?) Doni: His eyes were so scary!
(Too wronged; Talk machine stopped functioning) Coni: His eyebrow... went up! Taeyang: We don't dance for Haru Haru~
Daesung: We were all thinking of the acoustic version
(Foolish MC who was convinced by T.O.P's brow) Doni: T.O.P was right~ Everyone else stayed still
Taeyang: Because we have to concentrate on singing~
(Super wronged) Seungri: Wow these 4 betrayed me in a flash... Coni: It made sense though
Doni: Please explain the situation
(Please look! This is the dance) Daesung: What is this?
Seungri: This is the choreography!
(Ah... no wonder why it's so familiar) Coni: No! This is Heo Kyunghwan!
(You can't learn my dance! You can't you can't) Doni: You you you! You rascal! *A popular phrase by a comedian*
Coni: This is Heo Kyunghwan!
(Lying on the floor because it was too funny) Coni: This is Heo Kyunghwan! GD, am I right? X2 That was totally Heo Kyunghwan!
(Repeating the dance) Coni: This is not it! BIGBANG does not have this dance!
(Seungri in crisis) Daesung: There's a move like this in gag concert!
(We will have a detailed information to try to defend Seungri)
(Exactly the same~ We could not defend Seungri)
Seungri: We really have this move!
(Can't avoid Heo Kyunghwan's trap) Doni: You you you! You rascal!
DoniConi: You can do it too! X2
(Currently the most passionate person) T.O.P: The way you danced, it was wrong too! It's supposed to be this way, you go that side!
Taeyang: That's right! X3 T.O.P: You're supposed to go this way! He did it wrong!
(Is it the visual effect again? We feel like everything T.O.P has said it's true) Taeyang: The way you went was wrong~ T.O.P: What kind of a dance is this?!
Coni: This is it! X2 T.O.P: It should've been the other way~
(Bingu TOP appears when he's overly excited) Taeyang(?): You did well~ Doni: It seems like you really don't want to get hit~ T.O.P: Why did you even think that it was this direction?
Taeyang: Also, the problem is that we should show BIGBANG's current dance, but I felt like he's still living in the past~
(Using a kind expression to blame the maknae) Taeyang: Also, the problem is that we should show BIGBANG's current dance, but I felt like he's still living in the past~
Seungri: But it's the original version!
(Defeated) Seungri: But it's the original version!
Coni: Since you came here, then just treat the hitting as a souvenir~ Doni: It's okay!
(Bullying Tory again) Daesung: It wasn't as bad as I expected~ Doni: It will end quickly~
(You can tell he was wronged even from the back) Taeyang: You didn't even go get your hair done~ Seungri: I did! I did my hair!
(Toy hammer finisher Doni is about to attack) Coni: Seungri-ah~ We paid him after we filmed our MV~
Seungri: Seriously~ I even gave a discount! Doni: We know~
Doni: We're both celebrities, but it's my first time seeing a celebrity collecting a full fund for using his location to film
(Shaking) Coni: We had fun filming that day~ Doni: This will end in a flash~
Daesung: Oh Hyungdon hyung...
Doni: Congratulations on your 10th Anniversary~
Doni: Releasing a 3rd full album after 8 years~ Hope it will be daebak~
Doni: Hope your human resource office will be daebak too~ Seungri: Hold on! / Coni: It's vocal office X2
Seungri: It's not a human resource office! Doni: Ah vocal office~ Seungri: I already shut down that business
Coni: Then we wish whatever you will do in the future to be daebak~ Seungri: Ah yes~ Thank you!
(Happy because it's not my business) Doni: It will end quickly~
(It's real!)
(It's real! It really appeared!)
Taeyang: That seems weird though?
Coni: Seungri's hairstyle became cooler~
Doni: It's like you went to style your hair~
(A celebrity-like hairstyle) Coni: Your hair became fluffy~ Daesung: This part of your hair is fluffy now~
(A nightmare-like Random Dance Play has not ended yet) Doni: One last person is left~ One more~
(Dance T.O.P's concentration level is definitely the best) Doni: Music... Wow T.O.P is actually really serious about this! It seems like he really doesn't want to get hit!
(Don't want the toy hammer) T.O.P: I really don't want to get hit T_T Coni: He's really good at convincing~
Doni: Yes this is definitely: You you you! You rascal!
Seungri: For this move, do we really go that side? Taeyang: Yes, it's this side~ Daesung: Yes, it's supposed to be this side~ T.O.P: It's really like that!
(But... didn't you say you only use the acoustic version?) Doni: Were you really telling the truth? Seungri: SEE! I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A CHOREOGRAPHY TO THIS!!!!
Doni: There was actually a choreography! Seungri: DIDN'T YOU SAY THERE WASN'T ANY CHOREOGRAPHY!!!
(I'm so sorry but I love you) Daesung: I got confused~ But it actually has a choreography huh~~ I just remembered~~
(Oh come on)
Coni: Now it's Seungri's turn~ Seungri: Ah seriously!
(This time I will not be tricked) Doni: Who will be the last victim?
(Random Dance Play, who will be the last member to finish this?) DoniConi: Music please!
Coni: Now it's Seungri's turn~ Seungri: Ah seriously!
Doni: Who will be the last victim? DoniConi: Music please!
(They are rich of popular songs) (Last Farewell #BIGBANG)
(Oh yeah I know this dance)
(Uneasy uneasy)
(Dance T.O.P finally found his feel)
(Even though the formation did not change) (3rd time seeing a group dance after many struggles)
G-Dragon: HE DID IT WRONG!!!!!!!
(Excited Bae got caught after dancing jump rope dance alone)
(Strong denial) Taeyang: No no no, this is G-Dragon: HE DID IT WRONG! X2
Taeyang: Please give me a chance to explain
Taeyang: I danced the original choreography of the song~ Most people remembered that one
(Just now Taeyang pointed out that Seungri danced an old choreography) Daesung: But just now you said Seungri was living in the past! Seungri: You said I was still living in the past!
(Dong Youngbae's enemy is Dong Youngbae) Seungri: What is this?! Why are you contradicting?! Taeyang: I slightly went back to the past just now
Seungri: 4 people... G-Dragon: 4 people danced the new version Seungri: Only one person danced it wrong
Taeyang: I admit my mistake~ Coni: Okay!
Doni: Taeyang, who do you want to hit you?
(This time BIGBANG gets to have the toy hammer coupon) Coni: The members, you can choose the members to hit you too~ Doni: Does anyone want to hit him?
Taeyang: It seems like Seungri has a lot of dissatisfaction, so Seungri can hit me~ Coni: So warm~~
(Big smile) Seungri: Me? I don't have any dissatisfaction though~
(Even though he said he doesn't have any dissatisfaction, he was already holding the toy hammer tightly) Doni: You were already holding it when you said that~ Seungri: I love you~~
(Look at this guy...)
Doni: If it's weak then we will take over~ Coni: Wouldn't Taeyang's dreads fall off?
(Happy)
(Compared to Taeyang, Seungri looked more uneasy) Coni: His pose makes it seem like it will be weak Doni: We should've let T.O.P get it wrong once!
Coni: Whoever hits it soft will get hitten by Hyungdon~
(Oh?) Coni: Whoever hits it soft will get hitten by Hyungdon~
(Variety representative, Daesung enters) Daesung: This is when you switch~ In a variety show, if it's not funny, you should switch roles~
(Being blamed at is Seungri's destiny) Doni: Definitely! This is a variety show! Daesung: This is unacceptable~~
(Today's innocent man that was wronged many times) Seungri: WHAT KIND OF SITUATION IS THIS?! Coni: This is how we usually are~
(Already happy) Doni: Daesung-ah, you know that right? You won't be able to survive in variety shows if you're like that~ Coni: This can't do~
(Sacrificing his little brother in exchange for a big laughter) Daesung: You're just wasting their film rolls!
(Sacrificing his little brother in exchange for a big laughter) Daesung: Just get hit okay? Coni: The toy hammer can't have a "BEEP" sound when you hit it~
Seungri: What kind of a variety show is this?! T.O.P: Now they don't use film rolls anymore!
(SEUNGRI COME ON) Doni: Just now's video can't be broadcasted in a variety show~
Seungri: OH OH OH OH! YOU CAN'T DROP THIS ON A VARIETY SHOW!
(Maknae's last struggle to survive) Seungri: OH OH OH OH! YOU CAN'T DROP THIS ON A VARIETY SHOW!
Doni: It's funnier if you drop it on a variety show~
(Are there really no comrades for Seungri in this field?) Daesung: You just have to pick it up again~ Coni: Just let it go~
(FURIOUS) Seungri: WHAT A MEAN WORLD!!!!!
Doni: If you want the video of Taeyang getting hit to be on the broadcast, you have to get him by him too~ This is variety~ Coni: Today is definitely Seungri's day~
Taeyang: Our Seungri~ Please give it your all for our 3rd album's promotions~ Also wish your vocal office to be a daebak~
(Vocal office again?) Seungri: Wait! I already told you I don't do that anymore
(The designer of this scene is observing)
(A BBYONG full of love)
(Crying because the love is too much T_T)
Daesung: Did the toy hammer become flat?
(Although they have many more popular songs, but to protect their body and their health, Random Play Dance has come to an end) DoniConi: Let's move on the the next corner
(BUT! This is just a teaser! Next Wednesday at 6pm, Weekly Idol BIGBANG's real clips)
(10 years entertainer life, enters a mosquito-like show) (T.O.P: Among the shows we filmed in 10 years, this is the only one we did so many things in such a short time)
(Cheer up a little more)
(BIGBANG's purity has increased for 20060819)
(Watching their talents, the hole of being their fan opens infinitely)
(Oldest hyung's sexy dance causes the broadcast to end?)
(ILL + 1 is BANG2)
(Our Seungri good job, aegyo's terminator enters)
(Magical 2X speed BANG BANG BANG)
(Let's see the end of Weekly Idol, BANG! BANG! BANG!)
(Next Wednesday 6PM, remember this moment, JUST one Last Dance)